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[ ] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something. (MANY MANY TIMES)
[x] - You are a writer. (if you call 3 failtastic chapters a writer then kk)
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim. (LIFEGUARD BITCH)
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream. (those who dont shall be smitten D:< )

TOTAL=6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (im not dishonest i just lie!)
[x] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL=10

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates. (ONLY MONKEY PIRATES!)
[x] - You like anime.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day. (Allergy medication)
[x] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (im not hip T.T)

TOTAL=16

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math. (epic at math....not a geek!)
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL=23

[x] - You like flowers. (I garden......SHUT UP)
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's
[x] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (Everything's funny.)
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL=27

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (meh.)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist.(2010!2010! ITS THE END!)
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL=32

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (Claw Machine <3)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz. (ITS RITE HERE GAWD!)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.


TOTAL=38

[x] - You can cook well. (yaay kraft dinner and toast!)
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. (if you have more there not good and close.)
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (NOW I WANNA D:<

TOTAL=46

[X] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (and i bite them. and others stare at that)
[X] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (one barely.)
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months. (About 9 months ago. XD)
[x] - You have a dA subscription. (THANKS MOM!)
[X] - Your hair is brown.
[X] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL=52

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[ ] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (Godot's fault.)
[X] - You live near a body of water.
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (

GRAND TOTAL=58


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Now that thats done and over with. Id like to show you my love club ive made with its....!. JOIN IT NOW YOU SCURVY DOGS (preferably scurvy humping dogs.) also i got a new door today. they used 4 loads of cocking and it looks like my door is floating in icecream..i pray to god the neighbours dont leave there kids at our door or